Things You're thinking but haven't asked yet
Spolier: We already know.
Can you just do a one-time marketing push and get me leads?
Sure. And I can also ask another company to pull the permits and pretend I built the house.
Marketing doesn’t work like magic. One post, one ad, or one month doesn’t build a brand. If you’re looking for a quick fix instead of a long-term strategy, we’re not your people – and that’s okay.
How fast will I see results?
Depends. Are you gonna ghost us after onboarding or actually implement what we say?
If we’re running your ads and managing your online presence, we usually see movement within 30-60 days. But sustainable, holy-sht-I’m-booked-out* results? That takes a few months of consistency.
Why are you more expensive than the Fiverr guy?
Because you get what you pay for. And we don’t live in our mom’s basement.
Our work is personalized, data-driven, and based on actual experience growing real businesses – not copy-paste templates and hope. If you want cheap, there’s always Craigslist.
Do you guarantee leads?
No. But we guarantee we’ll do the work.
Marketing is part science, part psychology, and part timing. We can’t control your answer rate, your customer service, or if your offer sucks – but we will give you every chance to win. And we’ll tell you if something isn’t working.
Can I pause and come back later?
You can, but you’ll lose momentum faster than a New Year’s gym resolution.
Marketing is a long game. Pausing stops your growth, confuses the algorithm gods, and slows your results. Think of it like watering a plant – stop, and it shrivels.
Do you do everything for me?
Yes – except read your emails, chase down your logo, and parent your kids.
We handle the heavy lifting, but we do need a bit of your time upfront (and occasionally after) to make sure your brand actually sounds like you. After that, you can go back to doing what you do best: running your business.
I had an awful experience with my last marketer. Why should I trust you?
Because we don’t lie, sugarcoat, or take your money and disappear.
We’ve heard every horror story. We don’t do shady stuff. We’re transparent, we show receipts, and we actually give a damn. If we’re not the right fit, we’ll tell you – and probably recommend someone who is.
Can I just do this myself?
Sure, if you’ve got the time, skills, tools, and caffeine levels we do.
DIY is great until you’re 9 hours deep in YouTube tutorials wondering why your ad still isn’t converting. We exist to save you time, money, and the headache of trying to Google your way to profitability.
What's different about DewBwah?
We care. We’re smart. And we don’t bullshit.
We don’t pretend to be gurus. We’re just damn good marketers who actually like working with contractors, remodelers, and business owners who want to grow. You’ll feel like we’re part of your crew – and we’ll treat your wins like our own.
Okay... So why isn't my phone blowing up yet?
Because marketing isn’t a drive-thru. It’s a long process.
We’re not flipping a magic lead faucet. We’re dialing in your strategy, fixing what’s broken, and building systems that actually convert. That takes time, data, and real work – not wishful thinking and Canva graphics. If you’re here for a quick dopamine hit, we’re not your fix. But if you want long-term growth? Pull up a chair.
